I went to this store called, Everything Plastic the other day to pick up some stuff for my bike-making enterprise and as they were pulling my order from the back I poked around the store a bit. They sell and make all kinds of plastic things, from weirdo chairs to plaques and awards. This one caught my eye particularly. It's kind of hard to make out, but the text reads:
Raytheon proudly introduces the
Missile defense system
Defensive systems for the 21st Century
That was funny, but the best part about it was the sticker in the lower right corner, which is pretty much illegible in the photo. It reads
I could have picked up some plexi glass and an ICBM defense system, all at the same place!