Big guy: No problem, I tried to hold it open, but it didn't want to.
Me: Yeah, well the elevators kind of have a mind of their own.
Big Guy: Oh Jeez. I hope not. If they have a mind of their own it means that they'd be like the rest of people here, dumb, angry and mean.
Me: Hah, I like that analogy.
Big Guy: Analogy, buddy that ain't no analogy, that's the TRUTH.