ALL YOU ALL WORRY WORTS CAN JUST STOP IT.

I am fine in this country. Despite what i may say or write in this blog there is nothing bad here, everything is fine. The glorious Emperor is great, all praise to Him. Long live the Japanese Empire.
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What? Of course this is Aaron Evan Ritz writing this blog. How dare you question my authority and veracity!!
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No, nothing could be further from the truth. THis is not some sort of Eastern hell hole or gateway to Apocalypse! I don't understand how you got that idea.
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Well, yes, i know that my blog entries have been rather melodramatic.
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No, no i don't think that we're really all screwed like i posted earlier.
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Yes, like i said, everything is FINE!
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Great, thanks for calling. I'll write more later.