You know this SARS really isn't as bad as people think. Sure, i've got a mild case of it, but really nothing to worry about. I find that the dry cough kind of punctuates my speech well, gives it the importance of a consumptimatic sage. As for the fever, it really helps cut the chill at night. Normally we turn the heater on for a short time before bed, but since coming down with SARS i just take off my shirt and radiate into the apartment. After 1 or 2 minutes the place is as toasty as can be.
Yeah, the dizzyness, headache, bodyache and fainting all have their downsides but realistically, I think we should welcome this new year of SARS with open arms and no worries.