Check this out y'all! Alf's coming to visit, i don't know what that means for the safety of the average Japanese female, but it can't hurt them over in China.

I"m not quite sure what we're all gonna do, there's only so much touristy stuff that i know about, and i have to work too, but i think we'll be able to work things out ok. Lucky for me Alf can occupy himself quite well, as anyone who's watched him play with silverware can attest.

More on the hilarious hijinks to follow.