I'm willing to put money down that nobody in the entire world has eaten the exact combination that I had last night. It was Fastco brand Mac and Cheese along with some sushi ginger, shredded Korean seaweed sheets, avocado, mayonaise and of course the king of condiments, Sriracha sauce. Not only that, but I ate it with chopsticks. How's that for freaky. It occurred to me that I eat some weird combinations of shit and then I realized, "Who the hell else would think to put this together?" And I smiled at my own inventiveness and washed it all down with a gulp of sake.