Wow, now that I'm a minority, I can really relate with some of the stuff I just read on the Blackpeopleloveus.com website. Only, this time, I'm the black people!!

I really enjoy the way that I speak for all Americans when I'm the king of my own little classroom. I let people know just how much Americans love George Bush, Guns and Jesus. I'm being honest and true to myself in the spirit of international goodwill and understanding. I think I should start a new website about it, whaddaya think?