Ok, here are two jokes that I invented myself. I don't know exactly how funny they are, but they seemed good inside of my head, usually a bad sign.
Bad joke number 1:
Person 1: My dad's sister was is totally crazy. She's always ranting and raving about the Elders of Zion and other conspiracies.
Person 2: What is her name?
Person 1: Honestly, I don't know. We just call her Auntie Semite.
Bad joke number 2:
Q: What is the most forbidden oldies song that Radio Free America would broadcast into Afghanistan to break the will of the Taliban?
Someone should probably kick me in the head for those, but it's amazing what seems to be funny when you're up to your eyeballs in school.